Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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