she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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