There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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