If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I think my vagina is haunted
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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