omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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