8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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