Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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