Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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