office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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