Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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