Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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