You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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