idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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