Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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