She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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