i was rollin on her like bob the builder
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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