Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i need some magic done to my vagina
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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