I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he shaved USA in his pubs
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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