butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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