i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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