Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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