You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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