I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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