He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
tell me about the fingering
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