I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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