no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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