i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
