and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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you never un-have a 4some
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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