don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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