Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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