Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
How does one acquire holy water?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
