i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
