I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
honey bunches of taint.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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