I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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