Whod you bang
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
they're like a gay fantastic four
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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