Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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