Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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