is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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