gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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