Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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