yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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