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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
When are your genitals available?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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