oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize