Where did you get a picture of my penis
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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