all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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