Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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