oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Sorry about my life...
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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