What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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