Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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