you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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