Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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