Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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