i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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