Sry I called you an 8
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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