that's an acceptable place to lick
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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