Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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