can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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