Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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