turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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